Obviously this happened about five months ago. I probably did one of the sweetest things for a girl around this time. I went to a chinese restaurant, asked for a fortune cookie, and they made me pay them 50 cents for it. It was worth it, I suppose. I brought the fortune cookie back to my friend's house. I opened up the wrapper and took the cookie out. My friend supplied me with scissors to surgically remove the fortune without breaking the cookie. With computer paper I cut out a small rectangle and wrote, "Will you be my Valentine?" on it and carefully placed it back into the fortune cookie. The fortune cookie was placed back into the wrapper and taped shut.
A few hours later I take the girl out to eat. I handed her the fortune cookie when we said our goodbyes. She played it off that she didn't read the fortune until the next morning. She liked it enough to cheat on her boyfriend with me a couple days later. She didn't like it when I pulled her hair. I don't think I was ever her Valentine, but neither was her boyfriend.
The End.
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